Author: Leslie Kimel

Jake’s Birthday

Jake’s Birthday

We celebrated Jake’s eighth birthday on Saturday. We had pizza, and Sophie made cupcakes, and I brought the stupidest, most low-rent snacks—Sweet and Sour Filled Twizzlers and Hot Fries. …

Windy Hill and Other Stuff

Windy Hill and Other Stuff

I keep forgetting to write down this funny story Kris told me about Jake. The other weekend they went to the Grand Reopening Party at Fashion Pointe, a ladies’ clothing store, and Jake got to spin a wheel and try to win a prize. …

Oatmeal Cookies

Oatmeal Cookies

This morning I baked vegan oatmeal cookies as the cats strolled about on the table and jumped up on the stove. It wasn’t even light out yet, and I was wearing my new fleece pajamas, and the house was all lamp-lit and golden and cozy. I love waking up really early because I feel like I’m “stealing” time, getting a little extra, and I always have the hope of seeing something neat in the gloaming–a deer feeding, maybe, or a fox slinking by under the pindo palms; early risers are privy to certain secret goings-on. Anyway, it was a great morning. I had cookies and Coke for breakfast, and I dined on the floor.

Vegan Oatmeal Cookies

Ingredients

2 cups flour
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
3 cups rolled oats
1 cup shortening
1/3 cup almond milk
1 1/2 cups packed brown sugar

Directions:

Mix flour, baking soda, salt, and oatmeal. Cut in the shortening with a pastry cutter. Mix in almond milk and brown sugar. Form dough into 1-inch balls and place them on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. Bake at 375 degrees for eight to 10 minutes or until lightly browned.

Baby Squirrels and More

Baby Squirrels and More

On Saturday Mom was babysitting Sophie and Jake’s foster squirrels, Mable and Cuddly, so Rob and I stopped by to visit them. The babies were so cute. Their eyes are open now, and they are such good eaters …

Reminders of an August Long Ago

Reminders of an August Long Ago

August in North Florida brings with it certain special beauties–blue morning glories, jewel-like poke berries, puddle-loving smartweed (which I always called “bead flowers” as a kid), purple muscadine grapes, and butterflies galore. Whenever I see a ripe poke berry or a wild grape, it reminds me that it’s August, and it makes me think, inevitably, of another August, when I was 12.

Baby Squirrels

Baby Squirrels


Sophie and Mable

Sophie and Jake are fostering two orphan baby squirrels (gray squirrels) through St. Francis Wildlife Association, and today I got to meet the little cuties. They’re all arms and legs, with harmless, soft, gripping claws and very short brown fur. Their tails are narrow and silvery, and their eyes are still tightly closed. Sophie and Jake carry their babies carefully wrapped in little wash-cloth blankets.

Sophie has named her squirrel Mable, and Jake named his Cuddly. Both kids know how to carefully feed their babies with a syringe (the squirrels grip the syringe with their little fingers just like a human baby would hold a bottle). Sophie and Jake are very good and gentle with the squirrels.

Last night Mom told me some pretty funny stories about Jake and Cuddly, how it was when the two of them first met yesterday afternoon. “Jake was carrying his squirrel around in this big towel because he’s still kind of afraid of him even though they’re such good friends,” Mom chuckled. “And of course the squirrel didn’t mind one bit; he was nice and cozy in that big towel.”

Jake was full of ideas about parenting his squirrel, Mom told me. “I think we should have Family Night tonight, Mommy,” he suggested. “We can watch TV together and spend time with our squirrels. Doesn’t that sound good? And then tomorrow we can watch a movie with them. And then the next night we can have ice cream; we can have Ice Cream Night, Mommy. Doesn’t that sound like a good idea?”

“Oh, that’s a terrific idea,” Kris said.

Then Jake began to worry, Mom said, because he remembered that fostering isn’t forever; the goal is to set the squirrel free when it’s grown so it can live a natural, healthy, independent life.

“But do I have to set Cuddly free?” Jake asked. “Mommy, do I have to?”

“Yes,” Kris said.

“But that won’t be for a long time though, right, Mommy?” Jake said. “We won’t have to let them go for like four or five years, right?”

“Um . . . ” Kris said.

When I arrived at Jake’s house today to see the squirrels, Jake came out with his hands under his shirt; he was hiding something under there, and he had a little smile on his face like he was keeping a great secret.

“What have you got there?” I asked. “Is there perhaps a baby squirrel in your shirt?”

Jake shook his head and pulled out this stupid video game, Call of Duty, that he’s been talking about for the last six months. Mom finally got it for him despite Kris’s objections.

“Oh, no,” I said. “So I guess this means I’ll never get to talk to you again? You’ll be too busy playing Call of Duty?”

“I’m not going to play it until five,” he said. “Mommy says I can play it at five. I’ve got an Xbox now, you know.”

“Oh, I know,” I smiled.

I waited outside a minute, talking to Mom and Kris, and then Jake came out again with his hands in his shirt.

“What have you got now?” I asked.

“My squirrel,” he said, smiling his little proud, teasing smile. “I can feed him! I know how to feed him, Leslie!”

“Jacob!” Kris said. “Bring that squirrel right back inside!”

“Getting pretty brave there,” Mom teased, “with that squirrel under your shirt. Last night you carried him in a towel and today he’s right there under your shirt.”

“He loves me,” Jake replied. “He just loves me so much.”

And we went inside and fed and held the babies, and then we put them back in their snug little box, where they tunneled deep inside their cozy wash-cloth blankets and took a little nap.


Mable again. Unfortunately, all my pictures of Cuddly came out blurry.

Hot Pepper Harvest and a Spicy Stew

Hot Pepper Harvest and a Spicy Stew

A few of our lovely homegrown peppers This weekend we did a lot of weeding in the brutal heat and sun. Sometimes I feel sorry for Rob because this is what I like to do on the weekend; I like to labor. And so he 

Silver Glen Springs

Silver Glen Springs

Here is Sophie getting her sun block put on. (Her mother is putting it on.) Thus, the pouty face. On Saturday we went to Silver Glen Springs with Kris, Sophie, Jake, and Bunny. Rob and I arrived at Kris’s house really early and Sophie started 

More Little Improvements

More Little Improvements

On Sunday we cleaned the house from top to bottom and made a few little improvements. We’ve now got a chalkboard in the kitchen, a slightly–no, very–tacky tall lamp on the sugar box in the living room, and a fancy, frilly brass and marble plant stand in the sun room (with a half-dead fern sitting on it). I’m using the chalkboard to keep track of the cats’ behavior. June Baxter has already lost points for whining. And Francie is in trouble for writing “Rob Rulz!” on the board without permission and signing with a paw print.


New lamp in the living room


New furniture arrangement. We now have a table on either side of the couch.


Little mahogany shelf and my collection of biscuit jars


A terrible picture of the new plant stand. I’ll have to try again.


I wanted to show off my wedding china. It’s Wedgwood, Queen’s Plain.