I decided I was being too long-winded in describing our trip, so here are the last days at Yellowstone in pictures. Well, I’ll just say a little. I’ll just say this: We saw elk, bison, mule deer, a coyote, waterfalls, and geysers, and we stayed …
This morning we set off in the fog for the Jackson Lake Lodge. Behind the lodge, we walked a trail called the Lunch Tree Hill Trail. It took us up a big hill overlooking a flatland full of little ponds and wet meadow. The hill was called Lunch Tree because it was John D. Rockefeller Jr.’s favorite lunch spot during his travels in the Tetons in the 1920s. (Rockefeller donated most of the land for the park; the park was basically all his doing.)
We were walking through sagebrush and fog, and we saw two elk grazing at the edge of a pond in the meadow land down below. We were admiring wild strawberries and yellow grasses and pointing out chipmunks. Our conversations went something like this:
Rob: “Oh, look, chippy.”
Leslie: “Oh, how cute.”
We went into Jackson Lodge for a minute, and it was really neat–cozy and grand both at once. In the soaring common room, there was a huge stone fireplace with a fire, and there were old couches and Indian rugs and the comforting smells of breakfast. I could smell pancakes and bacon and fried potatoes. Sometimes it’s hard to be a vegan, hungry all the time.
We went on to the Jenny Lake area and walked the Moose Pond Loop. It was such a nice shady trail through the great old conifers. We crossed a little stream surrounded by cow parsnip and other lush, lacy plants. There were columbines. I kept taking pictures of the cow parsnips and the fluorescent green moss and the little wooden bridge. The stream had a shiny pebble bottom, and the water looked like Sprite. The pebbles looked like jewels. And I kept wishing Sophie was there so I could dress her up in a pretty dress and pose her on the bridge with a tea set and some teddy bear friends and take a picture. The bridge was the perfect setting for a teddy bear picnic–such a magical, fanciful place with sun sparkles and parsnip flowers like Queen Anne’s lace.
We had lunch today in Jackson at Bon Appe Thai. Rob spent the whole meal emailing his family pictures from the trip. “It will just take a moment,” he announced optimistically after the waitress took our order, “for me to send my picture postcards.”
After lunch, we went to see Mormon Row, the remnants of an old Mormon settlement in the park. The houses, cabins, barns, and other outbuildings date back to around 1900, I believe, and are being left by the park service to decay naturally. Cottonwoods and quaking aspens grow around the old irrigation ditches, which still flow like streams. The trees were full of birds–mountain bluebirds and birds I didn’t know the names of. The moldering, listing old houses had been taken over by birds–barn swallows and others. People were there bird watching and taking pictures of the birds.
Rob didn’t care for Mormon Row. He had expected it to be set up like a “tourist farm,” with animals and people in historic costumes. “But instead,” he said, “there are all these fences and you can’t get anywhere near anything. I must admit I’m disappointed. I expect more from my park service.”
We went on a “float” tonight down the Snake River. Our guide was a young ginger-haired guy named Mike who was totally awesome. He rowed our enormous raft single-handedly while speaking very knowledgeably about geology, history, and ecology. As Rob said, “He was a pro.”
We saw tons of wildlife as we floated along, including at least six beavers. We saw one beaver swimming with a branch in its mouth, busily toting the branch, and Mike pointed out beaver lodges galore. Once when Mike stopped the raft so one of the passengers could take a picture of the fabulous sunset over the Tetons, a beaver got mad and slapped his tail at us. It was awesome. It scared everybody.
Another great moment on the raft was when we were all watching a beaver and then suddenly a pair of sandhill cranes took off from the shore and flew low over the river into the sunset.
“That was awesome,” Mike said. “That was so perfect. I love sandhill cranes. They look like pterodactyls and they sound like pterodactyls too. I mean, listen to that. That sounds totally prehistoric, doesn’t it?”
Mike told us that most of the trees along the river were blue spruce, and he showed us how they have cones only at the tops, only in their top branches. He pointed out cottonwoods too. (“See? With that wrinkled bark?”) And he pointed out all the cottonwoods the beavers had chopped down.
He also showed us a massive bald eagle’s nest. He told us the eagles will use the same nest year after year, but they’ll add to it. Some old nests, he said, “can be about half the size of this raft and weigh about 2,000 pounds.”
He told us some great stuff about moose too, about what great swimmers they are. He said they could easily swim the length of Jackson Lake. He said moose can dive too, to get at the aquatic plants on the bottom. I think he said moose have been known to dive up to 18 feet deep.
Mike really kept us entertained on the trip. He was such a great speaker, so polished. He was so excited about everything, even though he’d floated down that stretch of river over 1,600 times. There was a bald eagle in a dead tree by the river’s edge. “Now wait until we come around this bend,” Mike said. “And you ought to be able to get a great picture. The sun will be at her back. It’ll be perfect!”
We had such a great time on the float. Rob was smiling the whole time. When we were done, he said, “Well, that was magical. Everything about it was just touched by magic.”
I think today was the best day of the vacation so far. There was a moment on the Moose Pond Loop when I was so happy, when I knew I had happiness right in my hand. We were crossing the little wooden bridge over the mountain stream. There were pretty cones on the bridge, and dew sparkles everywhere, and Indian paintbrush and cow parsnip. I felt overwhelmed by all the beauty and splendor, and I said to Rob, “Can you believe that right now is the good time, when the vacation is really happening, that it’s not before or after? Do you feel like you’re appreciating it enough?”
It was a wonderful warm morning, and I had become so accustomed to the “hole” ringed by mountains, the yellow sagebrush flats flooded with light, the boulders and asters and harebells and yarrow. I was used to sleeping in a cozy cabin with checkered curtains, to just walking all day and looking around, seeing elk and moose and bison in the sparkling distance.
This morning we hiked to Swan Lake and Heron Pond. Swan Lake was covered in yellow pond lilies; we were there when the morning light was at its most golden and inspiring. At Heron Pond we saw a mother wigeon and …
We just spent the last week on vacation at Grand Teton and Yellowstone. It was great, the best vacation ever! Here’s a journal excerpt about our first day: Sunday, September 11, 2011 Even though he’d only gotten two hours of sleep the night before, Rob …
The day after Christmas my family (Kris, Phil, Sophie, Jake, Bun, Matt, and Mom) and I took a trip to St. Augustine and stayed in a cute little coral-colored beach house. It was bitter cold when we arrived on Sunday afternoon, and I was worried our whole trip would be ruined by the weather–but it wasn’t. It turned out to be one of my favorite after-Christmas trips ever.
We did a few things on Sunday–like going to the Ripley’s Believe It or Not Museum and playing Cheese Touch (a board game) with Jake–but our first big day was Monday, and that’s where I’ll start my little post. We played in the beach house until about 10 and then we went into town, to the historic district, and poked around the little tourist shops.
Sophie was so cute that day in her new knit hat with the owl eyes. She and I went into Body Candy, a little shop that was selling edible body scrubs and dusting powders. Well, it wasn’t actually a shop; it was more of a booth. But the booth kind of looked like a gingerbread house, with strawberry wafer cookies for shutters, and the nice lady working there gave us free samples.
She was holding a fat, fluffy makeup brush, and she said kindly, “Would you like to try our dusting powder? It’s 100 percent edible and delicious.”
We nodded, and she brushed a bit of powder on the backs of our hands.
Sophie licked her powder off in a sweet, charming, demure sort of way. She licked very politely. Then her eyes lit up. “Mmm, that’s good,” she said.
Sophie never wants to buy anything (she’s a very practical, no-nonsense child), but she wanted to buy the dusting powder, which tasted exactly like powdered sugar.
“Maybe I should get this for my souvenir,” she said. “Mommy said I could get a souvenir.”
“It is delicious,” I said. “And it makes a nice dusting powder too. So it seems a wise investment. I approve.”
But Sophie decided she should think the decision over for a while.
Next the friendly lady gave us a little sample pot of edible body scrub to try. Sophie took a little bite from a tiny pink plastic spoon. I took a bite too. The scrub had a sweet, sugary, buttery flavor.
Sophie is the fussiest eater in the world and pretty much hates all food, but she kept snacking out of her little sample pot of edible body scrub even as we walked on to other shops. Her eyes were so bright; there was a spring in her step. She had finally found a food she liked!
“Isn’t it good?” she said.
“It’s quite nice,” I agreed.
She told me she was now thinking about getting the edible body scrub for her souvenir.
“I probably won’t scrub with it though,” she said, giggling shyly. “I’ll probably just eat it.”
“Well, that’s okay,” I said.
Oh, I just loved it. Sophie had finally found the food for her: edible body scrub!
Another interesting shop we visited was the Theatre Magic Shop, where the clerk suddenly came out from behind the cash register and put on a little magic show for us customers. The show was quite impressive and involved a wallet that burst into flames, a levitating quarter, and a ball that turned into two balls. The clerk was a dapper little man in a black turtleneck and a red satin vest, and Sophie was chosen to be his assistant, a job she took very seriously. Sophie was fascinated by the whole experience and kept talking about it the whole day, speculating about how the tricks were done. She began to dream about going back to the shop and purchasing the levitating quarter kit as her souvenir. I knew it wouldn’t be a waste of money. Sophie is the rare type of smart, determined child who will actually practice a magic trick over and over until she masters it. And in the end, after much debate, she did go back to the shop with her mother and make a purchase.
At about noon we went to the St. Augustine Pirate and Treasure Museum, and a really funny thing happened there. A costumed interpreter, dressed as a pirate, was walking around the museum, answering questions, and Phil stopped him and complimented him on his knee socks. Phil is so shy (he never says anything), so I was really surprised when I heard him talking to the pirate, saying, “Those are some nice socks. They sure look warm. Do you think I might be able to find a pair like that myself?”
“Arrr!” the pirate said. “I got them at the Pirate Shop just around the corner.”
Well, Phil was pumped. He was so excited, he even talked to me about it. (Phil never talks to me.) “I think I’ll head over the Pirate Shop,” he said. “It’s just around the corner. The guy said he got his socks there, and they look pretty good. Nice and warm, 100 percent wool. I think I might pick up a pair.”
And then he was off. He left the museum and went sock shopping. He was kind of a hilarious sight, headed down the sunny sidewalk. Phil hates being cold, so he was dressed for his day of shopping in bright yellow insulated fishing coveralls with a bulky FSU jacket crammed into them. Oh, and he was sporting a tall, colorful fleece hat. We had all chuckled at his outfit earlier that morning.
“Yeah,” Matt had said to him, “but at least you won’t look like a tourist, right?”
Phil spent half the day sock shopping along St. George Street on his own (apparently he had trouble finding that pirate shop), and I kept laughing every time I caught a glimpse of him up ahead in his coveralls. Here’s yet another reason the whole situation was so funny: Phil usually hates to spend money. In fact, he deplores it. But he was going for it on vacation; he was in hot pursuit of those pirate socks.
At the Pirate Museum gift shop, Jake picked out his souvenir–a little stuffed turtle with a striped pirate scarf and an eye patch. Jake named him Turtleson and loved him and felt sorry for him right away. For the next several hours he made his mother talk for Turtleson and answer his kindly questions.
“Turtleson,” Jake said, “have you ever lived in a house before?”
“No,” Kris/Turtleson said. “I never had the opportunity . . . because nobody ever bought me.”
“I don’t know,” Turtleson said. “Maybe they didn’t like my scarf. Or maybe it was my eye patch. . . . I’m sorry I have an eye problem, Jake. I hope you’re not disappointed.”
“I’m not disappointed,” Jake told his turtle. ” I think you’re perfect.”
“Thank you, Jake,” Turtleson said.
We had lunch at a little place called Pizzalley’s, and Jake and Turtleson chatted throughout the meal.
While we waited for our food, Jake asked, “Turtleson, have you ever had pizza?”
Turtleson said no in his sad-sack way.
“Well, you can have some today!” Jake cried happily. “It’s good! . . . And have you ever tried water? . . . Why don’t you have some right now?” And he gave the little turtle a sip from his paper cup.
Later I could hear Jake chattering to his turtle as we walked down the freezing, windy little streets. He said, “Turtleson, have you ever been in a bed before?”
And Turtleson said, “No, Jake. Can you tell me about it?”
“It’s soft, Turtleson,” Jake said. “And comfortable. I think you will like it. You can snug there all day, okay? Under the covers.”
“Thanks, Jake,” Turtleson said in his heartrending style. “Thank you for taking care of me.”
That night we played all kinds of games in the beach house, including Cheese Touch and Luck of the Draw. And Bun and I played Liv dolls with Sophie.
The Liv dolls are glamorous teens and Sophie had her doll say the most hilarious teen-ish things, like, “Oh no, you did not just go there.”
My poor doll was the hated one, “the foil,” as Bunny said. Everything she did was uncool according to the other dolls. My doll could not catch a break, and the other dolls always had annoying advice for her. At one point Sophie’s doll said to her, “Maybe if you were nicer, people might open up to you more.”
My doll stole Sophie’s doll’s prom dress and strode into the school cafeteria wearing it. I had her say to herself, “If nobody gives me a compliment on my dress, I am going to storm out of here. I owe that much to myself.”
Oh, the cattiness that followed! Oh, the drama!
It was really fun playing Liv dolls. We were still playing when Sophie’s mother told her she had to go to bed.
“Here,” Sophie said sweetly, reluctantly handing me her doll. “You guys can keep playing.”
I loved that, that she thought two middle-aged women might keep playing dolls together without her. But we did! We actually did. Bunny and I stayed up till midnight styling all the girls’ wigs and dressing them to the nines. And then we posed them in a nice way, not a teasing way. Each doll got to hold something, a little plastic pet rabbit, a little book. . . . One held a kumquat, but it was supposed to be a cantaloupe. This was my idea because we ran out of props.
Bun and I were so proud, but Sophie did not appreciate our work. The next morning she rushed into the living room, spied her dolls, and snatched them up. She threw them in their box in a huff. Then she cried, “I can’t believe you people! Haven’t you learned anything?!” (She was referring to the events of Christmas Day, when Bun, Matt, and I dressed Jake’s Darth Vader clock radio in a Liv Doll wig and Sophie ended up pouting and fake-crying in her closet.)
Sophie threw the kumquat at me.
“But it was supposed to be a cantaloupe!” I protested.
“I don’t like kumquats!” she yelled. “I don’t like cantaloupes!” But she was trying not to smile.
I never finished telling you about our trip to England. So here it is, my last installment, and the topic is Shrewsbury, a wonderful little Tudor town full of topsy-turvy timber-framed buildings, some black-and-white striped, some yellow-and-white striped.
On Wednesday we took the train to Ludlow, another little town in Shropshire, close to the Welsh border. Ludlow was probably the most beautiful and perfect town we visited in England–because its medieval street plan, castle, and church were all still intact. The first …
I told you a bit about Warwick Castle, and now I have to tell you a little about the tiny town, Warwick, that was nestled all around it.
I don’t think there was anything ugly in Warwick. No, the town was almost maddeningly cute and perfect, with lots of little brick houses and walled gardens and very narrow streets. One of the most interesting spots in town was Lord Leycester Hospital, a collection of topsy-turvy 14th-century timber-framed buildings clustered around the old Norman gateway into Warwick. It was once home to Warwick’s medieval guilds, but now it’s a sort of retirement home for ex-soldiers.
The day we were in Warwick was frigid and crystal clear. We explored Warwick Castle for hours, climbing to the tops of towers and standing in the freezing dungeon reading messages scribbled by prisoners long ago. By the time we started making our way to our hotel, I was stiff with cold and lumbered along on numb, block-like feet.
I was so relieved when we finally reached Charter House, a bed and breakfast situated in a tiny, lovely Tudor cottage on West Street. The house was timber-framed and charmingly crooked, with window boxes full of frost-covered geraniums. And it was so cozy and warm inside!
The proprietress, Sheila, showed us to our room. I followed her in a sort of frozen daze.
The cottage really seemed to me like a little Hobbit dwelling; the stairs were so, so narrow and steep and winding, and the interior walls weren’t straight at all–they billowed and bulged in the most intriguing way. Rob had to duck to enter our room (the doorway was so short). There were large, dark exposed beams in the ceiling, and the floors were wonderfully creaky and slanted–hilly! I tried to take everything in and absorb the fact that we were staying in a 600-year-old house.
Sheila started fussing with the radiator. She was probably about 65 and very grandmotherly and kind. (She kept calling me “dear,” which I love.)
“Is it warm enough?” she asked. “Shall we bump it up a bit here?”
The room was so cozy. I was standing just inside the doorway, still in a sort of delirium. There were so many little lamps–six–and there were tea cups by the bed, along with a little pot for boiling water. There were “cakes,” too, to go with our tea (well, actually they were blueberry muffins).
“We keep a little sherry in the dining room,” Sheila told us. “Please help yourselves. It might help you sleep in a strange bed.”
I knew I wouldn’t have any trouble sleeping. This was probably the most comfortable room I’d ever been in. The bed was big and soft, layered deep with blankets and covered in a brocade bedspread. There were loads of pillows, and lots of rugs on the floor.
I just felt so well taken care of. So sleepy. We said good night to Sheila in a sort of haze.
It was only about four in the afternoon, but it was completely dark outside. I went around admiring all the room’s homey little touches. There were pretty flower-shaped soaps in the bathroom, and the towels were hanging on a warming rack.
“Hey Rob,” I called, “the towels are warm! They’re heated!” I’d never seen the like.
We were starving, but none of the restaurants in town were open yet. So we just waited, sitting in the lamplight by the miraculous radiator, reading about Warwick Castle in the souvenir book we’d bought at the castle gift shop. (Rob was reading aloud from it.) I ate my blueberry muffin. Then I fell asleep. And then it was five and time to go wandering around in the cold dark again searching for a place that served something vegan. Luckily we found a great little Thai restaurant! (The owner was so nice; she took our coats and arranged a little space heater at our feet. With a big smile she talked about how homesick she was, in winter, for Thailand. “I want to go home,” she said, saying something sad but smiling so sweetly.)
When we got back to our room we had the best time watching a nice, soothing, very British documentary on Victorian carpet gardens. (One fellow filled his up entirely with different kinds of lettuces.) We also got to watch a little segment about door mice nesting in a wooded highway median. I kept hoping we’d find a show about hedgehogs (the most English things I could of), but we didn’t.
Still, it was the best night. The room was so snug, and the bed was so soft, and I was so, so thankful to be warm.